« Must Visit Websites! | Main | Update from the Beach »

May 24, 2005



Nap < 2 hours

Strangest law = you must change your underwear six times a day, and wear it on the outside of your pants so that they can check. OK, that's actually from Woody Allen's "Bananas." Actual strange law: you can have any handgun you want in Virginia, with no waiting period, but it MUST be concealed. If it is in site, even if you're not carrying it, you can be arrested. Apparently, they like the concept of guns, but think they are ugly.

It's obviously "chili." if it was "chile" it would be "chilean."

cumquat, wiesel, muskrat (or just "rat" for that matter), butros butros gali, nutmeg (try it a few times), pitcairn, titmouse

favorite curse = "bite me"

at the Pearly Gates: "Sorry about all that. let me make it up to you."

the tonque-twister actually goes "if a woodchuck could chuck wood." the answer is 4.

George Furman

How long must a nap be before it no longer falls under the category of "nap" and officially becomes a "sleep?" 1hr:15min, 23 seconds

What is the strangest law you have heard of?
You may not smoke weed.

Do you eat chili peppers or chile peppers? Just toss them on the sandwich and sling the sauce - for what is life without sauce.

Which words are fun to say regardless of their context? Platypus. Fuck.

Hmm, along that vein… elbo, I hate it in the ass,neck and under the finger nails.

What's your favorite word? Fuck.

What's your least favorite word? I'm vacant at the moment on this topic.

What's your favorite curse word? Tabernack

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You pack the bowl, I'll pour the tea.

And finally,

Really, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck can't chuck wood? And why can't he? That just seems like false advertisement. I've met the woodchuch and know that he's a fucking woodchuching machine - you keep the coke flowing and that fucker will make chips fly. chuch chuck chuck chuck chuck!


3 hours. I've had plenty of nights sleeps that haven't been much all that much longer than that, so a nap's gotta be shorter.

You're not allowed to carry a switchblade onto a plane; unless you're a one armed man. (note: this law was pre 9/11 and may have since changed)

As far as I can tell, it actually should be chilli, dating back from the Aztec language, Nahuatl.




Sod off

I'm hoping he/she/it would be more creative than I am in coming up with witty reparte.

One log, and then he'd get bored, cause woodchucks are lazy bums.

ヴィトン 新作

Superb blog you have here but I was wondering if you knew of any message boards that cover the same topics discussed in this article? I'd really love to be a part of group where I can get feedback from other knowledgeable people that share the same interest. If you have any suggestions, please let me know. Cheers!
ヴィトン 新作 http://www.vuitton-japan.com/ルイヴィトン-新作-nihon-1.html


bcqdtvcor http://www.ghfvl9s3b244711fwv1v50wre6u00h24s.org/

シャネル 長財布 新作 2012

Authorized Illnesses AND Terms OF USE Relevant TO ALL Customers Of the Web page. ANY Use of This web site CONSTITUTES YOUR Agreement To these Conditions and terms OF USE.
シャネル 長財布 新作 2012

MCM 長財布

Actually, grace is a vital survival skill, but it is really also perishable. Ever so slowly immediately after we hit thirty, muscular tissues we use to face tall weaken. The length of our stride shortens, the tempo of our techniques slows, and visioncritical to coordinationbecomes fuzzier. Even menopause can make our gait a tad additional wobbly. "Aging, however, isn't the one explanation people today drop their feeling of steadiness," claims A. Lynn Millar, PhD, a professor of physical therapy at Andrews College. "Balance is really 'use it or drop it.' You can maintain it when you keep energetic."

The comments to this entry are closed.